Saturday, 1 March 2014

Funny sports quotes

Hi everyone.
How are you all doing?

I know, i know that you guys are angry with me because i have not posted anything for last few days about sports. But hey, i have been posting random stuff just to let you know guys that i have been very very busy these days, and i was working on my blog too. Isn't it looking cool? Let me know OK

Anyway, have anyone seen "Highway"?
Not i have not seen it, but i have heard that it's an awesome movie, Alia Bhatt and Randeep Hooda have done good job. Alia looks promising actress, giving back to back hits, no?

Have you seen the trailer of "2 States"? Wonderful. I had read that book some time back and i fell in love with the story. Also i love Chetan Bhagat, he is an amazing auther. I have read three of his books namely "2 States", "Five point someone" and "Revolution 2020". So i am planning to watch "2 States" as soon as it releases.

Got bored with my blah blah? 




OK so today i am going to share some funny Sports Quotes. Shall we?
(Little heads up: Red Text is Me, aka Noopur)

“Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter. I’m amphibious.” – Charles Shackleford

“I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father” –Greg Norman
What did he mean by "especially my mother and father", what else does parents mean then? lol

“The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle.” –Bob Varsha
I didn't even hear about  any animal with three legs.

“He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.” –Lou Deva
Oh please, ROFL

“We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” –Jason Kidd

“He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.” –Torrin Polk
No comments.

"I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia. Not because I had it, but because I couldn't spell it.-Rocky Graziano

”If you’ve only got one day to live, come see the Toronto Maple Leafs. It’ll seem like forever.”-Pat Foley

"It is not so important who starts the game but who finishes it." -John Wooden

"The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23!”-Kevin Keegan
Then what is under 22, his waist?

"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."-Ted Walsh

"My career was sputtering until i did a 360 and got headed in the right direction." -Tracy McGrady

"I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won."-Muhammad Ali
Cool

"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."-Chuck Nevitt
No words, hilarious....They have said it rightly, first think then say

“Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.”-Yogi Berra


I hope you have had a great laugh reading this small compilation of funny quotes i have posted for you guys. Will meet you here only with some more posts to make you laugh and of course with some interesting posts too.
Till then, Keep Smiling. :)
Bye




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